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Redneck Riviera

By: Laura Alford

Got caught up in the moment?
Lime-a-rita froze my brain?
Maybe it was aliens?
How else can I explain?

Last night I bought this condo
A smooth investment move
Can rent it by the day-oh
A sure bet, can’t lose.

Got caught up in the moment?
Lime-a-rita froze my brain?
Maybe it was aliens?
How else can I explain?

Last month I told my cousin
She could stay a week for free
Now the association’s fussin
Seems she stole the damn tv.

Got caught up in the moment?
Lime-a-rita froze my brain?
Maybe it was aliens?
How else can I explain?

Last year I lost more money
Than throwing it down the drain
Y’all it ain’t even funny
Both times I went it rained

Got caught up in the moment?
Lime-a-rita froze my brain?
Maybe it was aliens?
How else can I explain?

Last night I sold that condo
From the albatross I’m free
Now you know what I know
‘Bout beachfront property

Got caught up in the moment?
Lime-a-rita froze my brain?
Maybe it was aliens?
How else can I explain?

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