SONGWRITING

12 Months of Lockdown

A Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas

By: Laura Alford & Lyle Alford

In the 12the month of lockdown,
The ‘Rona gave to me:
-12 drunkards drinking
-11 voters voting
-10 Karens complaining
– 9 kids homeschooling
– 8 million meetings
– 7 sports a sitting
– 6 Zoom trainings
– 5 broken dreams
– 4 extra curves
– 3 double chins
– 2 rubber gloves &
A loss of faith in humanity*

*Was originally 1 roll of TP, but not everyone knew that TP was toilet paper.

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